What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:03
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.